9CaKrnK0G9C china.huanqiu.comarticle算我求你的，去KTV别点这些歌好吗/e3pmh1nnq/e3ptt2egi<article><section data-type="rtext"><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120049498.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>在KTV，你最不希望别人点的歌是哪一首？</p><p>上周，博主@妖妖小精 在微博上发起了这样一个征集活动，目前已获上千回复。看了网友的吐槽，我赶紧抱了抱中枪的自己。</p><p>各种网络歌曲加广场舞曲。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120050128.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120050708.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120050603.gif?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>各种慢摇，就是要你脑袋开趴体，身体跟着骚动。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120050688.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>不过这都不算啥，小编随便扫了眼评论，提名最多的是这个——13分钟的《情歌王》。</p><p>等你唱完了我还唱什么？！</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120050817.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120051434.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120051933.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>说实话，男生最爱唱的一些歌能瞬间让同性尴尬，女性沉默。比如《兄弟抱一下》、《我的好兄弟》、《睡在我上铺的兄弟》……</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120051642.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>路过KTV包厢，必然能听到一个男人捏着嗓子：“爱恨就在一瞬间”。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120051990.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>女生们则是爱死了郭敬明的“时代姐妹花”。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120051597.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>随着网红直播热， 喊麦大法也成功进驻KTV：一人我饮酒醉，醉把那佳人成双对！</p><p>——您好，妖妖灵吗？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120051620.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120051916.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>还有每个人都要唱一遍的开嗓神曲——《倒带》。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120052570.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120052210.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>随手附上几首KTV必点歌，你一首没唱过的，算我输！</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120057472.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>神烦的还有那种前奏超长的歌，前面炒热的气氛，在2分钟的前奏里消失殆尽。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120107220.?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>对，说的就是“绿日”的那首，MV全长7分12秒，开场男女主“缠绵”近两分钟。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120107385.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>中间还有长达1分钟的吵架桥段……这时候，最适合结伴去洗手间。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120112861.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>还有前奏一分半的《以父之名》，两分的《加州旅馆》。</p><p>除非你唱歌之前要互动要致辞，不然请把以下歌曲从“已点列表”里删除好嘛？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120113401.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>还有一群人，平时总怕暴露年龄，可一钻进KTV点的都是些什么啊！《欢喜就好》、《天路》、《纤夫的爱》……</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120113359.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120113120.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120123756.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120148594.?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>还有一些“高音小王子”、“海豚小公主”，他们最爱唱的就是《青藏高原》、《浮夸》、《死了都要爱》。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120148210.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120149968.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>有些呢，不是歌不好，而是场合不对。人家生日趴呢，你上来就一首《父亲》，信不信我哭给你看！</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120159909.?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>带着女朋友腻了半场，一拿起话筒唱《单身情歌》？？？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120159473.png?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>最最最不能忍的是，点哪首没意见，能不能别和我一起唱？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120204715.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>唱得好抢我风头，唱得烂也得听着。更气的是，唱到下一首发现：这不就是我要点的那首吗？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120214184.?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120215171.gif?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>碰到以上歌曲，唱K绝对有害健康。关键是还不能随便切歌，万一误切了领导的歌呢……别说我没告诉你这一招。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120215213.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>请让你的朋友看到这篇文章，还KTV一片洁净的蓝天！</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120217213.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0221/20170221120218780.gif?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>扬晚君近期精选（戳标题阅读）</p><p>哈哈哈哈，笑到停不下来！这是一款让玩者失声，听者癫狂的游戏…</p><p>做了父母以后，我们都不会做夫妻了</p><p>待遇50-80元/时，时间地点不限，适合宝妈、学生、手机党…这工作你敢做吗？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img 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